英语嘲讽生活的句子(生活英语100句)

1.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
Except
with
life,
it's
mostly
the
shitty
flavors. 【Sarcasm】

2.
Just
when
you
think
you've
hit
rock
bottom,
life
hands
you
a
shovel
and
tells
you
to
keep
digging. 【Cynicism】

3.
Life
is
a
highway,
but
it's
constantly
under
construction
and
there
are
no
exits. 【Irony】

4.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
except
most
of
us
are
pawns
and
the
board
is
on
fire. 【Satire】

5.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
But
if
life
gives
you
a
pile
of
shit,
just
try
not
to
step
in
it. 【Dark
Humor】

6.
Life
is
a
puzzle,
but
all
the
pieces
are
blank
and
you
have
no
idea
what
the
finished
picture
is
supposed
to
look
like. 【Exaggeration】

7.
Life
is
a
rollercoaster,
but
instead
of
thrilling
loops
and
drops,
it's
just
a
straight
line
of
disappointment. 【Hyperbole】

8.
Life
is
like
a
movie,
except
it's
a
12-hour
foreign
film
with
no
subtitles. 【Sarcasm】

9.
Life
is
a
game,
but
the
rules
keep
changing
and
nobody
knows
how
to
win. 【Cynicism】

10.
Life
is
like
a
party,
but
you're
the
only
one
who
didn't
get
the
invitation. 【Irony】

11.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
the
maps
are
all
outdated
and
the
GPS
is
broken. 【Satire】

1
2.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
broken
dreams,
and
we
just
have
to
sort
through
the
pieces
and
try
to
make
something
out
of
them. 【Dark
Humor】

1
3.
Life
is
a
maze,
but
it's
full
of
dead
ends
and
you
don't
even
get
a
prize
at
the
end. 【Exaggeration】

1
4.
Life
is
a
race,
but
the
finish
line
keeps
moving
and
nobody
knows
where
it
is. 【Hyperbole】

1
5.
Life
is
like
a
book,
except
it's
written
in
a
language
you
don't
understand
and
the
pages
are
blank. 【Sarcasm】

1
6.
Life
is
a
puzzle,
but
the
pieces
are
all
from
different
puzzles
and
don't
fit
together. 【Cynicism】

1
7.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
poker,
but
you
have
a
terrible
hand
and
everyone
else
is
cheating. 【Irony】

1
8.
Life
is
a
lottery,
but
instead
of
winning
money,
you
just
get
more
tickets. 【Satire】

1
9.
Life
is
like
a
horror
movie,
but
you
can't
escape
and
there's
no
happy
ending. 【Dark
Humor】

20.
Life
is
a
carnival,
but
instead
of
fun
games
and
cotton
candy,
it's
just
a
bunch
of
broken
rides
and
stale
popcorn. 【Exaggeration】