看待生活的搞笑句子英语(生活好过了 搞笑句)

1.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get. 】

2.
I
try
to
take
one
day
at
a
time
but
sometimes
several
days
attack
me
at
once. 】

3.
My
wallet
is
like
an
onion,
opening
it
makes
me
cry. 】

4.
I
put
the
"pro"
in
procrastination. 】

5.
I
always
say
"morning"
instead
of
"good
morning"
because
if
it
was
a
good
morning,
I
would
still
be
in
bed. 】

6.
I
finally
realized
that
taking
a
nap
is
like
hitting
pause
on
life. 】

7.
I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice.
I
make
it
five
or
six
times,
just
to
be
sure. 】

8.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 】

9.
Life
is
short,
eat
dessert
first. 】

10.
I
never
knew
what
real
happiness
was
until
I
got
married,
and
by
then,
it
was
too
late. 】

11.
I
don't
have
a
bad
memory,
I
just
have
selective
recall. 】

1
2.
I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure. 】

1
3.
I
hate
it
when
I
think
I'm
buying
organic
vegetables,
only
to
discover
that
they
were
just
regular
donuts. 】

1
4.
The
only
way
to
get
rid
of
temptation
is
to
give
in
to
it. 】

1
5.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
someone
forgot
to
turn
on
the
flash. 】

1
6.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view. 】

1
7.
Never
trust
a
skinny
cook. 】

1
8.
I
don't
suffer
from
insanity,
I
enjoy
every
minute
of
it. 】

1
9.
I
always
keep
a
dictionary
nearby,
in
case
I
need
to
come
up
with
a
long
word
for
something. 】

20.
Life
is
too
short
to
drink
bad
wine. 】