长胖的朋友圈搞笑句子图片(又胖了的朋友圈说说搞笑)

1.
"I
may
be
chubby,
but
at
least
I
have
extra
padding
for
hugging!"
【笑】

2.
"Some
people
have
six-pack
abs,
I
have
a
six-pack
of
donuts. "
【哈哈】

3.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
easy
to
see. "
【开心】

4.
"I
may
not
be
able
to
touch
my
toes,
but
I
can
touch
my
heart. . .
and
my
belly
button. "
【雾】

5.
"I
didn't
choose
the
chubby
life,
the
chubby
life
chose
me. "
【嘻嘻】

6.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
undertall. "
【捂嘴笑】

7.
"My
body
is
a
temple. . .
a
temple
that
serves
pizza
and
ice
cream. "
【大笑】

8.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
food. . .
I
love
it,
and
it
hates
my
waistline. "
【开怀大笑】

9.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
an
easier
target
for
cuddles. "
【微笑】

10.
"I
don't
count
calories,
I
count
the
number
of
compliments
I
get
on
my
curves. "
【幸福】

11.
"My
dating
profile
should
just
say
'I
love
food
and
long
walks
to
the
fridge'. "
【眨眼】

1
2.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
ready
for
hibernation
season. "
【大哭】

1
3.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
bloated. . .
all
the
time. "
【可怜】

1
4.
"I'm
only
chubby
because
the
food
I
like
doesn't
judge
me. "
【像个孩子】

1
5.
"I'm
like
a
turtle. . .
slow
and
steady,
with
a
shell
that's
getting
harder
to
zip
up. "
【斜眼笑】

1
6.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
just
undertoned. . .
like
a
bass
guitar. "
【吐舌头】

1
7.
"I
may
be
round,
but
I'm
still
a
square,
at
least
in
my
love
for
food. "
【开怀笑】

1
8.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
on
a
permanent
snack
break. "
【大笑】

1
9.
"They
say
you
are
what
you
eat. . .
I
must
be
a
potato,
because
I'm
always
mashed. "
【坏笑】

20.
"I'm
not
overweight,
I'm
just
undertall. . .
like
a
hobbit. "
【偷笑】