姨妈痛的调皮朋友圈句子(姨妈痛的厉害怎么缓解)

1.
"When
aunt
flo
comes
to
town,
I
feel
like
I'm
being
punished
for
a
crime
I
didn't
commit. "
【姨妈来袭】

2.
"I
don't
know
what's
worse,
the
cramps
or
the
emotional
rollercoaster
that
comes
with
it. "
【月经来潮】

3.
"Why
do
women
have
to
suffer
through
this
every
month?
Can't
we
get
a
break?"
【女性月经周期】

4.
"If
men
had
to
deal
with
this,
the
world
would
be
a
very
different
place. "
【女人的痛苦】

5.
"I'm
convinced
that
hell
is
just
one
long
and
painful
period. "
【生理期痛苦】

6.
"One
moment
I'm
crying
over
a
commercial,
the
next
I'm
ready
to
rage
at
anyone
who
crosses
me. "
【姨妈痛+情绪失控】

7.
"Why
can't
I
just
curl
up
in
a
ball
and
not
move
for
a
week
until
it's
over?"
【生理期不能动】

8.
"My
uterus
is
throwing
a
tantrum
and
I'm
the
one
who
has
to
suffer. "
【子宫痉挛】

9.
"I
feel
like
I've
been
hit
by
a
truck
and
then
thrown
into
a
shark
tank. "
【生理期超痛苦】

10.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
body
hates
me
for
making
it
go
through
this
every
month. "
【姨妈带来的痛苦】

11.
"Why
can't
we
just
hibernate
like
bears
until
it's
all
over?"
【女性生理周期带来的痛苦】

1
2.
"It's
like
my
period
is
a
possessed
demon
that
takes
over
my
body. "
【生理周期毁掉我的情绪】

1
3.
"I
don't
know
how
I'm
supposed
to
function
like
a
human
when
my
body
feels
like
a
garbage
dump. "
【姨妈痛带来的痛苦】

1
4.
"It's
like
Mother
Nature
is
punishing
us
for
being
able
to
create
life. "
【生理周期毁掉我的情绪】

1
5.
"I've
never
wanted
to
be
a
man
more
than
I
do
during
my
period. "
【希望成为男孩】

1
6.
"Why
can't
there
be
a
magical
button
I
can
press
to
skip
this
whole
ordeal?"
【月经周期怎么这么痛苦】

1
7.
"I
feel
like
I'm
constantly
on
the
edge
of
a
breakdown
when
my
period
hits. "
【痛苦的月经周期】

1
8.
"Why
can't
I
just
eat
chocolate
and
watch
Netflix
without
feeling
like
my
insides
are
being
ripped
apart?"
【女人的月经】

1
9.
"I'm
convinced
that
Eve
ate
the
forbidden
fruit
just
to
stick
it
to
all
women
for
eternity. "
【女人会前症状】

20.
"I
wouldn't
wish
this
pain
on
my
worst
enemy. "
【女人的月经带来的痛苦】