英语冷笑话爱情句子(英语双关冷笑话)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【笑话】

2.
Relationships
are
like
algebra,
they
look
simple
until
you
start
replacing
the
variables
with
emotions.
【句子】

3.
Love
is
a
game
of
probability,
you
just
have
to
hope
you're
not
the
one
who
ends
up
with
a
zero.
【冷笑话】

4.
Marriage
is
like
a
tornado,
at
first,
there's
a
lot
of
blowing
and
sucking,
but
in
the
end,
your
house
is
gone.
【语录】

5.
Love
is
not
about
finding
someone
to
complete
you,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
won't
demand
that
you
complete
them.
【句子】

6.
Relationships
are
like
iPhones,
they're
expensive,
fragile
and
you
always
end
up
replacing
them
after
a
few
years.
【笑话】

7.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it's
scary,
exhilarating
and
you
never
know
when
it's
going
to
end.
【固定用法】

8.
Marriage
is
like
a
prison,
except
in
this
case,
you
have
to
give
your
inmate
half
of
everything
you
own.
【冷笑话】

9.
Love
is
like
a
Lego
set,
you
can
build
something
beautiful,
but
it
will
eventually
fall
apart
if
you
don't
take
care
of
it.
【比喻】

10.
Relationships
are
like
ice
cream,
they're
great
at
first,
but
you
always
end
up
regretting
the
toppings
you
chose.
【幽默】

11.
Love
is
like
a
mirage
in
the
desert,
it
looks
beautiful
from
afar,
but
it
disappears
as
you
get
closer.
【难忘的句子】

1
2.
Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
it
requires
strategy,
patience,
and
a
willingness
to
sacrifice
your
most
valuable
piece
(yourself)
for
the
good
of
the
game.
【语录】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
plant,
you
have
to
water
it
daily
or
it'll
wither
away.
【随笔】

1
4.
Relationships
are
like
boomerangs,
if
you
throw
them
too
hard,
they'll
come
back
and
hit
you
in
the
face.
【冷嘲热讽】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
cup
of
coffee,
it
can
be
bitter,
sweet,
or
lukewarm,
but
it
always
gives
you
a
boost.
【巧妙表述】

1
6.
Marriage
is
like
a
tightrope,
it
requires
balance,
focus,
and
a
lot
of
trust.
【固定搭配】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
you
often
have
to
try
several
combinations
before
you
find
the
right
fit.
【句子】

1
8.
Relationships
are
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get.
But
unlike
chocolates,
most
of
them
are
stale
and
unappetizing.
【幽默感】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
song,
it
can
be
beautiful,
inspiring,
or
just
plain
annoying,
but
it
always
sings
to
your
heart.
【借物喻事】

20.
Marriage
is
like
a
marathon,
it
requires
endurance,
perseverance,
and
the
ability
to
poop
in
public.
【冷笑话】