搬家朋友圈的幽默句子(搬家怎么发朋友圈)

1.
"I
think
I'll
fit
all
my
possessions
into
one
suitcase,"
said
no
one
ever.
【sarcasm】

2.
Moving
day
is
like
a
game
of
Tetris,
but
with
furniture.
【simile】

3.
"I
don't
know
how
I
accumulated
so
much
stuff,"
said
every
person
who
has
ever
moved.
【humor】

4.
If
you
want
to
know
who
your
true
friends
are,
wait
until
you
have
to
move.
【truth】

5.
"I'll
just
take
this
one
box
upstairs,"
said
the
person
who
underestimated
the
weight
of
said
box.
【irony】

6.
Moving
is
just
a
chance
to
rediscover
all
the
things
you
forgot
you
owned.
【perspective】

7.
"I'll
just
throw
away
a
few
things,"
said
the
person
who
spent
the
entire
day
going
through
memories
in
old
shoeboxes.
【naivete】

8.
Moving
day:
when
you
suddenly
realize
you
have
an
emotional
attachment
to
every
piece
of
furniture
you
own.
【sentimentality】

9.
Packing
tip:
label
your
boxes
clearly
so
you
know
which
ones
to
avoid
until
the
very
end.
【advice】

10.
"I'm
so
glad
I
kept
that
old
sweater
from
10
years
ago,"
said
no
one
on
moving
day.
【regret】

11.
Remember,
it's
not
just
about
what
you're
taking
with
you,
it's
about
what
you're
leaving
behind.
【reflection】

1
2.
If
you're
moving
with
pets,
make
sure
you
have
plenty
of
treats
and
patience.
【practicality】

1
3.
Moving
day
is
like
a
workout,
but
without
the
gym
membership.
【comparison】

1
4.
"I'm
just
going
to
grab
a
quick
nap
before
we
start
moving
everything,"
said
the
person
who
never
woke
up
until
everything
was
already
moved.
【humor】

1
5.
Moving
is
a
great
way
to
practice
your
organizational
skills.
And
your
patience.
And
your
sanity.
【sarcasm】

1
6.
"I
don't
need
a
moving
company,
I'll
just
do
it
all
myself,"
said
the
person
who
severely
underestimated
the
amount
of
work
involved.
【naivete】

1
7.
Moving
day:
when
you
suddenly
realize
how
much
stuff
you
have
that
you
don't
actually
use.
【perspective】

1
8.
Remember
to
take
breaks
during
the
process.
And
by
breaks,
I
mean
pizza.
【practicality】

1
9.
"I
should
have
started
packing
sooner,"
said
the
person
who
was
still
throwing
items
into
boxes
five
minutes
before
the
moving
truck
arrived.
【regret】

20.
Moving
is
just
an
excuse
to
have
a
giant
yard
sale.
【humor】