上午起床的幽默句子朋友圈(叫别人起床的幽默句)

1.
"Sleeping
in
is
overrated. "
#MorningHumor】

2.
"Waking
up
before
noon
should
be
an
Olympic
sport. "
#EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm】

3.
"Why
is
it
called
'morning'
when
it's
really
just
an
extension
of
yesterday?"
#CoffeePlease】

4.
"I
didn't
wake
up
early,
my
cat
just
decided
it
was
time
for
me
to
get
up. "
#PetLife】

5.
"Morning
person?
More
like
mourning
person
for
the
loss
of
my
bed. "
#SnoozeButton】

6.
"Good
morning?!
Let's
not
get
ahead
of
ourselves. "
#MondayBlues】

7.
"I
woke
up
like
this. . . disheveled
and
in
need
of
caffeine. "
#BedHead】

8.
"The
early
bird
may
catch
the
worm,
but
the
night
owl
gets
the
last
laugh. "
#NightShift】

9.
"Some
people
wake
up
energized
and
ready
to
conquer
the
day.
And
then
there's
me. "
#ZombieLife】

10.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person
or
a
night
person,
I'm
a
'I-need-12-hours-of-sleep'
person. "
#SleepGoals】

11.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
I
am
a
coffee
person. "
#FuelTheDay】

1
2.
"Waking
up
early
is
a
reminder
that
I
have
a
job
to
go
to. "
#Adulting】

1
3.
"If
mornings
were
a
person,
I
would
not
be
friends
with
them. "
#GrumpyCat】

1
4.
"My
morning
routine:
hit
snooze,
hit
snooze
again,
panic,
rush
out
the
door. "
#LastMinute】

1
5.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
I
am
a
breakfast
person. "
#FoodieLife】

1
6.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
mornings.
I
love
coffee,
hate
waking
up. "
#CoffeeAddict】

1
7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
only
thing
that
can
get
me
out
of
bed
before
10am
is
the
smell
of
bacon. "
#BreakfastInBed】

1
8.
"Some
mornings,
I
swear
the
universe
doesn't
want
me
to
leave
my
bed. "
#Mood】

1
9.
"I
don't
always
wake
up
early,
but
when
I
do,
I
hit
the
snooze
button. "
#JustFiveMoreMinutes】

20.
"Mornings
may
be
rough,
but
at
least
it
means
I
made
it
through
another
night. "
#Grateful】