物业产品文案温柔句子搞笑

1.
"Our
property
products
will
make
you
fall
in
love
with
your
home
all
over
again. . . or
at
least
make
you
want
to
stay
in
your
pajamas
all
day!"
【笑】

2.
"Our
gentle
but
effective
cleaning
products
will
have
your
place
looking
as
spotless
as
a
crime
scene. . . but
hopefully
with
less
drama!"
【尴尬】

3.
"We
promise
our
products
won't
yell
at
you
when
you
forget
to
take
out
the
trash. . . unlike
your
roommate!"
【调皮】

4.
"Nobody
likes
a
grumpy
air
conditioning
unit. . . that's
why
ours
are
always
happy
to
keep
you
cool!"
【调皮】

5.
"Our
property
products
are
so
gentle,
you
can
almost
hear
them
whispering
sweet
nothings
to
your
floors
and
countertops!"
【甜蜜】

6.
"Our
products
will
make
you
walk
on
sunshine. . . or
at
least
feel
like
you
are
with
our
expertly
polished
floors!"
【自信】

7.
"Nobody
wants
to
feel
like
they're
living
in
a
cave. . . that's
why
our
lighting
products
will
brighten
up
your
life
and
your
home!"
【轻松】

8.
"Our
property
products
will
clean
up
any
mess. . . except
your
love
life!"
【自嘲】

9.
"Our
gentle
touch
will
have
your
paint
looking
so
fresh
and
clean,
even
your
mother-in-law
will
be
impressed!"
【自信】

10.
"Our
products
will
make
your
home
the
envy
of
your
neighbors. . . unless
your
neighbor
is
Martha
Stewart,
in
which
case
you're
on
your
own!"
【愉悦】

11.
"Our
gentle
products
will
treat
your
surfaces
with
the
kindness
they
deserve. . . unlike
your
kids'
crayons!"
【调皮】

1
2.
"We
promise
our
products
won't
judge
you
for
your
cluttered
closet. . . although
we
can't
say
the
same
for
your
mother!"
【尴尬】

1
3.
"Our
property
products
will
make
you
feel
like
a
kid
again. . . until
you
remember
you
have
to
do
your
taxes!"
【调皮】

1
4.
"Our
gentle
products
will
make
sure
your
windows
are
always
looking
their
best. . . even
if
you're
not!"
【自信】

1
5.
"Our
products
are
so
easy
to
use,
you'll
have
more
time
to
binge-watch
your
favorite
shows. . . just
don't
forget
to
take
out
the
trash
during
the
commercials!"
【调皮】

1
6.
"We
promise
our
products
won't
call
you
out
for
wearing
your
pajamas
all
day. . . although
we
can't
guarantee
your
boss
won't!"
【尴尬】

1
7.
"Our
gentle
touch
will
have
your
upholstery
looking
like
new. . . even
if
it's
been
through
a
few
breakups!"
【温柔】

1
8.
"Our
products
will
make
your
floors
so
clean,
you
could
eat
off
of
them. . . but
please
don't,
that's
just
weird!"
【调皮】

1
9.
"Our
gentle
products
will
keep
your
home
smelling
fresh. . . even
if
your
roommate
insists
on
cooking
fish
every
night!"
【尴尬】

20.
"Our
property
products
will
make
you
feel
like
royalty. . . or
at
least
the
boss
of
your
own
tiny
kingdom!"
【自信】