拿手机发朋友圈的句子搞笑(怎么拿老公手机发朋友圈)

1.
"Do
you
ever
just
stare
at
your
phone
for
hours
thinking
of
witty
captions
for
your
selfies?"
【#MillennialPriorities】

2.
"Just
posted
a
picture
on
Instagram
and
my
mom
commented
'what
does
this
even
mean?'
#EmbarrassingMomMoments】

3.
"When
your
ex
finally
texts
you
back
after
you've
moved
on
and
you're
like
'who
are
you
again?'
#ByeFelicia】

4.
"So
apparently
FaceTiming
while
using
the
toilet
is
not
socially
acceptable. . .
who
knew?"
#AwkwardMoment】

5.
"I
don't
always
take
selfies,
but
when
I
do
it's
because
I
look
cute
and
want
the
world
to
know
it. "
#SelfieLove】

6.
"When
you
accidentally
send
a
Snapchat
to
the
wrong
person
and
have
to
explain
yourself. . .
#Fail】

7.
"My
front
camera
and
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship. "
#CameraShy】

8.
"Just
realized
I've
been
on
my
phone
for
3
hours
straight. . .
oops
#TimeWasted】

9.
"When
you're
trying
to
casually
take
a
picture
of
your
food
but
the
lighting
is
all
wrong
#InstagramStruggles】

10.
"I
don't
always
use
emojis,
but
when
I
do
it's
because
I'm
too
lazy
to
text
full
sentences. "
#EmojiOverload】

11.
"Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
cat
and
already
have
50
likes. . .
who
needs
a
social
life
when
you
have
a
cute
pet?"
#CatLadyGoals】

1
2.
"When
your
friend
takes
a
picture
of
you
and
you
look
like
a
potato
#UnflatteringPhotos】

1
3.
"Why
do
I
always
check
my
phone
even
when
there
are
no
notifications?"
#Addicted】

1
4.
"If
staring
at
my
phone
was
a
sport,
I'd
be
a
gold
medalist
by
now
#PhoneOlympics】

1
5.
"Why
do
I
always
take
the
worst
pictures
when
I'm
with
my
crush?"
#BadLuck】

1
6.
"When
you
realize
your
phone
battery
is
at
1%
and
you
left
your
charger
at
home. . .
#PanicMode】

1
7.
"Taking
pictures
of
my
food
is
more
important
than
actually
eating
it
#FoodiePriorities】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
text
back
right
away,
but
when
I
do
it's
because
I'm
on
the
toilet. "
#Priorities】

1
9.
"Why
do
I
always
feel
the
need
to
check
my
phone
even
when
I'm
in
the
middle
of
a
conversation?"
#Rude】

20.
"Just
posted
a
picture
and
people
are
commenting
'goals'. . .
little
do
they
know
I'm
actually
in
bed
watching
Netflix
in
my
pajamas. "
#FakeItTillYouMakeIt】